Calm, in control, and quit

'You don't need cigarettes.'

'I like cigarettes.'

'Well, you shouldn't.'

'...'

'I didn't want to tell you this, but cigarettes have been talking behind your back.'

'I don't believe you.'

'Yeah, they have. The other day I was out and I heard those skinny white bitches talking about you. They were all like, "that foreign man is so annoying. He, like, just talks and talks and talks, and I'm all like shut up, nobody cares."'

'Who were they talking with?'

'Pot. And then pot was all, like, "yeah, and foreign man has totally put on weight."'

'Pot would never say anything like that!'

'That bitch did.'

'I don't believe you. I'ma go have a cigarette. You're a stinking liar.'