Charlie Brookers, 'My Super Sweet Sixteen' and 'America's Next Top Model' all in one video. I could cry with happiness, I could.

Speaking of tears, you must watch Rich's video recap of ANTM for reals. I made a foreign man watch this the other night attempt to make him truly understand who I am as a person. The foreign man kept asking me who Tyra Banks was, and I thought he was asking what exactly ANTM is, and I kept breathlessly explaining that ANTM was the reason television was invented, and they have bitches crying and blank-faced mall rats with sequins glued all over their faces and Miss Jay Alexander and, best of all, TYRA, and to know ANTM is to love ANTM and, by extension, to know and love me. Then I slowly realised that the foreign man, who is American no less, truly didn't know who Tyra Banks is, and I've got to say I was rather horrified.

Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Just get some of that beautiful regalness into you.