ME
[something vague about work, referring to my thesis]

STUART
Hey, you can't call your thesis work. That's fun.

ME
Oh rly? Why is that?

STUART
Because you don't need to do it. You don't have anyone screaming down the phone at you, 'Kendrick! Get me this thesis by four o'clock or you're fired!'

Pause

CHLOE
Well, I know what I'm doing to Rachael on Monday.