You know how, on your way to breakfast with a friend, you thought 'fuckit, why not buy the Hun? It'll be a larf. Andrew Bolt's always good value.'?

It will not be a larf. Andrew Bolt is rarely funny.

You are an ivory tower would-be academic and fully fledged member of the Chattering Classes, and don't you forget it, young lady. Ain't no shame.

Don't do it again.

Love,
Rach