There's a copy of the Encarta Thesaurus sitting on the desk next to me in the library. For a second I wonder why anyone would consider a thesaurus with the Microsoft logo on the cover to be any kind of authority. Then I realise that I haven't used a dictionary that wasn't either a talking paper clip or in widget form since primary school.

I'm also becoming judgemental in my old age.

Today is all about growing old.