You know, I'd really like it if I had a body part I could refer to as 'the squids,' so I could say things like 'oh no! I've been kicked in the squids!' Sadly, I'm not a man. I have no penis (but I do have a mighty phallus). Could this be patriarchy in action?

Apropos of nothing, I've long imagined that my uterus might look like a squid lolling around in a bucket, but that's neither here nor there, and I would really prefer if no one kicked my uterus as I may use it in the future.