When I look at fat people I think how irresponsible. When people are fat they put themselves at risk of heart disease, diabetes, joint disease and all other kinds of inconvenient, expensive things. They then trundle off to the doctor and waste millions of dollars of public money having their lardy, unattractive bodies tended to. Honestly. The sheer bloody rudeness of some people.

After I think that I like to have a cigarette. You know. To calm my nerves.

The bobbin tension on my sewing machine is all hinky. I blame fat people for that, too.