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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Things to Review for Public Benefit

  • Contemporary politics
  • Apathy (emotion)
  • Local bands
  • Burning the roof of your mouth on too-hot soup
  • Faded turquoisey blue as used by popular young women's clothing franchises
  • Restaurants
  • Cats (concept)
  • Sewing machines
  • The evil, nose pinkening menace of sunlight.


I reached in my brain looking for ideas came up with nothin.' Sure did a lot of X-mass shopping this morning, though. Last night I was woken by a car honking its horn outside the house I was sleeping in. Turns out it was my friend's arse, as he was making out rather furiously with the driver of said car.

Internet gossip is a glorious thing, but I'm more amused by the two year old humour in being awakened by someone's arse tooting.