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Sunday, November 27, 2005

Five things

(totally jacked from Merlin, who I have an internet crush on)

Questions for Kim Beazley
  • Do you like your sausages burnt or soft?
  • What do your armpits smell like?
  • Why must you always sound so reactionary and illogical when you open your mouth to speak?
  • When I wake up and look outside my heart feels sad and broken, like the world is in the hands of selfish, egobound madmen and no one has the balls, brains or guts to do anything about it. Why is that?
  • What kind of lip balm do you use on that luscious pout?


What my friends said when they found a copy of Getting Things Done in my bag
  • Oh my God.
  • Who are you?
  • I must distance myself from you socially now.
  • Give me your phone so I can delete my number.
  • Can I borrow that from you some time?


Yeah, I totally read 43 Folders every day, but mostly because I have a big 'ole crush on Merlin and want to have his nerd babies.