L: Best headline ever: Tunnel Contractors Apologise to Residents for Hole

R: So many gaping hole jokes, so very many... AND I PLAN TO EXPLORE THEM ALL

Gaping Hole Swallows Building

Construction Workers Surround Gaping Hole

Gaping Hole Leaves North Shore Stunned

L: Due to Movement, Gaping Hole now a Slippery Slope.

Gaping Hole Still Waiting to be Filled.

R: Gaping hole Opens Up Lane's Cove.

L: Prime Minister says: filling Gaping Hole will take many men.

R: Exit Tunnel Becomes Gaping Hole

L: Frustrated Woman Demands Gaping Hole be filled.

Families Tremble in Fear as Gaping Hole Continues to Grow.

Council warns: Gaping Hole may be hazardous.

R: Budgie Lost in Gaping Hole.

*true story.

L: Sydney Clubs full of Gaping Holes.

R: Insistent Tunnelling Causes Gaping Hole.

L: Children Emerge from Gaping Hole.

R: Gaping Hole Pumped with Concrete.

Gaping Hole Demands Giant Plug

L: Machinery Taken into Gaping Hole to Fulfil Needs.

Public disbelief as man fits entire head into gaping hole.

R: *snorts coffee*

*whimpers in corner*

*is fired for crazy of the brain*

You realise we're going to be talking in a language no one else will understand?

L: Oh, they'll understand. And it'll dilate their gaping minds.

R: HOLE! GAPING HOLE! GAPING! GAPING HOLE! HOLE! GAPING GAPING HOLE!

Leon and I email each other when we're at work. We don't work in the same place, and I think the above was an ample illustration of why that's a good idea.