'I've pooed more interesting things than that.'

'Not now, I've got pubes are down to my ankles.'

'Geeze, your tits look fantastic in that. A girl could lose herself in those.'

'Do you have any gum? I have onion breath that could strip paint.'

'You're right, you don't have an arse. You can have some of mine, but.'

In other news, I'm updating the photo section at last. In the words of the Beastie Boys, ch-ch-ch-check it out.

In other, other news (I didn't want to bump this entry) this interview with Kurt Vonnegut reminds me why I have his words literally tattooed into my body.