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Saturday, September 10, 2005

Explanatory similes used by my boxing coach

'Is like you are opening window.'

'Is like you are driving car.'

'Is like you are driving car with cigar in hand.'

'Is like knocking on door but harder.'

'Is like I pinch you and you slap me.'

He's started calling me 'little sister.' He has a moustache. I think I'm in love.